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Jan 14 ’12

flirt

I work with a lot of attractive women. Among the guys at work, I’m the only one who thinks a particular redhead belongs at the top of the list, but that’s okay. She’s my favorite.

I’m not talking about her today.

A few months ago, a woman started working on my floor. She’s short, dark-haired, a little loud, a lot feisty, and very curvy. She’s also married — less than a year.

I run a training session for everyone new in her department. She sat across from me in hers, and her shirt revealed a professional amount of cleavage — although, with breasts like hers, it’s impossible for “professional” not to be “quite a bit”.

We talk on occasion. Given that I’m almost a foot taller than her, I have an excuse to look down.

But yesterday, I’m pretty sure she was flirting with me. Evidence:

  1. As I’m standing in the hall, talking to one of my colleagues, she walked past and said good morning, and rubbed my back as she went.
  2. We spent several minutes on IM as I was troubleshooting an issue for her, and her IM-tiquette was very much that of a college girl goofing around with a guy.
  3. She found an excuse to stop by my cube and chat.

I so very much wanted to flirt back, but unfortunately my company comes down like a ton of rectangular building things on guys who do that. (Plus, HR is about eight steps away from my cube.) Maybe if we go to a work event outside the office, I’ll turn up my dial a little, but for now I have to be satisfied with whatever she gives me.

Of course, if all goes well at that theoretical work event, she might hopefully be interested in giving me a few things I haven’t had in a while.