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Feb 18 ’12

my last real blowjob

I was just trying to write a clever photo caption about the last time I got head… but then I got sad. Because the last time I got a real, uninterrupted, “this is just going to be a blowjob and nothing else”… was 1997. I had met this girl Tanya over the internet and we agreed to meet up. We walked around, had a small dinner, and then went to a dark stretch of beach. I got her off with my hand, and then she went down on me. She pulled her mouth away before I came, but it was all right; about a week later we did it again, at my house, and she swallowed. Once, a few months later, she actually told me to come on her face; it’s the only time I ever did that, and, I gotta be honest here, it was pretty awesome.

Point is, it’s been fifteen damn years since I’ve gotten a plain old blowjob, and not simply a “I’m going to mess with your cock with my mouth for about a minute and then do something else”.

Hell, I got more head in high school than in college; maybe 90% of the time my high school girlfriend and I fucked, it would end with her taking me in her mouth, me coming, and then her spitting it into my trash can. Which was totally fine with me, because I was getting head. (And so was she. Regularly. Until she came.)

If you’ve ever wondered why I post so much oral sex, that’s why: because I haven’t gotten a real “why don’t you lie back and let me do this until you come” blowjob in fifteen years.

Oh, and it’s not because I’m unwilling to reciprocate. Honestly, I’m more likely to go down on a girl without asking than probably anyone you know. I adore giving head. I love the sounds, the taste, the way she loses control, and the fact that, after she comes, I can hold her in place and keep on doing it until she’s a quivering mass of post-orgasmic girl parts, barely held together by what’s under her skin.

So… all things being equal… why haven’t I had good head in a while? Why has it been fifteen years?

I wish I knew.

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